Republicans: Telling men they aren't allowed to like titties is a terrible way to get votes.

Liberals: Those of you who think this calendar is offensive and objectifies women are full of shit. They're the BODY POSITIVITY people right? Also the same libshits who are mad at this are totally cool with a man in a bikini showing his dick to kids at a parade as long as it had a rainbow flag at the front of it.

All of you who give a fuck are moralfags and I hate you for it. It's a bikini calandar. What, are we in fucking Bayside High in 1989